Drankin'

Yesterday, I managed, somehow, to not only eat a quarter of a bag of cheese curds but also keep my calorie count under 1,000 by the end of my day. Insane, right? Well, I decided I was lonely, and that I wanted beer. I had 6 beers total that night, and goddamn it, that's like almost 900 calories right there. I swear I've got to be that self-saboteur my mom kept telling me I was.